Oz in a kimono as seen on EnterVOID TV! Six easy payments of $459.95 will get you this one-of-a-kind limited time figurine, great for that special someone or something in your life. Only 6 billion left in production! Quick, while supplies last.


WARNING: May cause blindness, loss of appetite, insomnia, stroke, children, cancer due to radiation, spontanious combustion, rapid aging, the urge to scream in crowded rooms, discoloration of the skin and/or hair, multiple personality syndrome, dehydration, and death. Use only as directed.

Instructions: Stare at image for 30 minutes or until the colors around your monitor begin to swirl together and blur. Stick your index finger up one nostril and your thumb up the other then blow as hard as humanly possible until you see nothing but blackness. Spin around five times then get into the nearest vehicle, making sure your safety belt is securely fastened. Drive westward for three days then stop at the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken. Stomp into the establishment and demand that you be hired immediately. Wait another five or six years, get promoted to assistant manager, realize how much you've failed at life, then stick your head in the meat grinder. Be sure that said meat grinder is on and set to it's most powerful setting. Die.

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