"This is gonna be some really ridiculous comics...I'M GOOD AT GRAMMAR." ~ ¢DivineError Quote of the Moment



Mood: x0x
Listening to: "Metro" ~System of a Down
Watching: Fight Club

...call for desperate measures.

As you may or may not know, ¢DivineError and I are in a bit of a pickle. We're stuck in San Diego with NO money whatsoever. We have nothing to eat but rice and top ramen, there's a couple jerks living here who are TOTALLY pissing me and Erik off, and I miss my home. D: I'd accept new commissions, but that really isn't adequate funds for what we need at the moment AND I have too many to deal with as it is.

We have a big trip to take on May, 30~ next month~ and we currently lack any funds to do so. This could be our big break and I'm willing to do just about ANYTHING to make it happen- so here's the deal-

If The Collective Wiener Fund recieves $1,500 by May 30, 2006- I will do ONE of the following:

1. Have my head shaved to just a few cm. of hair, then get "WTF" or "LOL" or whatever the majority vote is shaved into the back of my head...and get my hair dyed whatever colour you all vote for.

2. Get a body piercing ANYWHERE other than my little happy area at the bottom. Yes, this does mean I may have to get my nipple pierced.

3. Get a tattoo of any one of my characters ON MY LEFT BUTTCHEEK. I'll design the tattoos- you vote on which you like.

YES, I will provide photographic PROOF that I got this done- no matter what the outcome. BUT WE MUST REACH OUR GOAL OF $1,500 BY NEXT MONTH OR IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'. Capice?

BONUS! If we get over $2,000 by our goal, then we will ALSO do the following:

¢DivineError will dress like a snake and run down the San Diego boardwalk whilst I chase him, screaming "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!"...and we'll tape it.

¢DivineError has decided to take part in this as well. Check out his JOURNAL.


Yes, I am (we are) insane.

No, I (we) don't care.